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Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time...
Come on in, Sweetie pie...
Created on 2005-02-03 22:43:57 (#6009957), last updated 2008-06-04
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Basic Info| Name: | Bad-hearted Boy-trap Babydoll |
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| Birthdate: | 1985-10-17 |
| Location: | Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States |
BioI'm an aspiring songwriter with a trucker hat fetish. My songs are all about my real life experiences, whether it be a night of stalking or an obsession with a friend's dad. I'm a fan of interpretive dance and orgies. I have the dream of one day turning Elton John straight and keeping him in my closet so I have him near for any late night lovin'. I'm in love with my high school physics teacher, and I know the feelings are mutual. Believe me, I know every inch of his supply closet better than I know my own room. I'll tell you what kind of physics I'm learning while I'm in there, just ask. I used to work at a pizza place and Dan, my lover and physics teacher, liked to stop in every once in awhile. He would take me to the cooler and show me his pepperoni log. Hot. I think I got to see his sausage once, but it was kind of dark so it could have been anything. Turn-ons for me are whips, handcuffs, nipple clamps, and bunnies. I enjoy being tied up and thrashed within an inch of my life. I also like long walks on the beach, puppies, daisies, poetry, pottery, painting, mud, pocket lint, plastic bed sheets, prince albert piercings, and a good romp in the sack. Stalking has always been my favorite pastime. My accomplice, who will remain nameless at this time, and I disappear for weeks at a time. What do we do? Well, I’ll let you all in on a little secret… We carry with us only necessary supplies (safari hats, binoculars with night vision, and camouflage face paint) for our secret missions. Those eerie shadows that pass by your window late at night aren’t simply the trees swaying in the wind, they’re the shadows of the beautiful stalkers at work.
Okay... I'm ready to come clean. I haven't been completely honest with everyone who reads this journal, more specifically those who read my info bio thing and come to believe that I'm a kinky skank. Sadly, I am neither kinky nor skanky. I'm sorry to disappoint those of you who held high expectations of me, I just can't go on with this facade any longer. Thank you.
"Breathe, not breathing can cause you to die."
OK Go Driving Game
Okay... I'm ready to come clean. I haven't been completely honest with everyone who reads this journal, more specifically those who read my info bio thing and come to believe that I'm a kinky skank. Sadly, I am neither kinky nor skanky. I'm sorry to disappoint those of you who held high expectations of me, I just can't go on with this facade any longer. Thank you.
| Marriage is love. | |||||
| the great gatsby is love | |||||
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| stalking is love | |||||
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"Breathe, not breathing can cause you to die."
OK Go Driving Game
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